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Veja o que já foi falados pelos "malditos" franceses em U.A.D.F.

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Whose Room Is it Anyway? (01x04)
Peggy: Então, como vão gastar o dinheiro do ressarcimento?
Marcy: Estamos pensando em fazer uma viagem romântica para Paris.
Peggy: Oh, Eu sempre quis ir para Paris.
Al: Oh, sim, Paris. Aonde odeiam os Americanos... Aonde eles não deixamos nossos bombardeiros voar em seu espaço aéreo. Oh, claro, até serem invadidos, então eles vêm engatinhando implorando, com o chapéu na mão, para nós os enriquecemos com meus dólares ressarcidos! É nesse lugar que vocês querem ir?

Steve: Não. só dissemos isso pra brincar com você. Nós odiamos os franceses.
Al: Sabe o que eu faria se tivesse alguns trocados a mais?
Marcy: Bombardear os franceses?
Al: Não, eu falava de um pouco de dinheiro a mais.

Whose Room Is it Anyway? (01x04)
Al: "Oh claro, nosso direitos não são importantes? Tudo que uma mulher diz está bem pra nós? Quando foi que os homens viraram perdedores? Era tão bom ser um homem. As mulheres serviam pra nos dar prazer. Cuidavam das crianças e nós saiamos e nos divertíamos. É a ordem natural das coisas. O que aconteceu, Steve? Eu vou te dizer o que aconteceu, Steve. Alguém disse para as mulheres começarem a aproveitar o sexo também. Isso foi o começo do fim.
Agora elas gostam, mas isso é trabalho pra nós. Tudo é trabalho pra nós. É essa coisa de igualdade. Está nos matando.
Sabe quem eu culpo?"
Steve: "Os franceses?"

Johnny Be Gone (01x13)
Al está lendo um manual de instruções.
Al: "Uh, "Attention. Vous avez-...

Diabos. Mais pessoas que deveriam ter morrido."
[ Então aparece outra instrução ]
Al: "Oh, meus amigos franceses de novo.".

Fair Exchange (04x06)
Al: "A toast to the French. It's a foul little country but they sure do know how to write a check."

Look Who's Barking (05x13)
[ Al is on the phone, trying to find the German chef Hans ]
Al: Listen, you French moron! We saved your cowardly wine soaked behinds in the war! In all the wars!! Every stinkin' war you've ever been in. Now you tell me where you're hiding Hans, before I... Hello!?!
[ He hangs up ]
They really are rude to Americans!

A Man's Castle (05x15)
Al: ... running like a Frenchman from a cap gun.

All Night Security Dude (05x16)
Spare Tire Dixon fala para Al: "I dropped you like third period French."

Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places (06x05)
Al, para Jefferson: "She's got you running like a Frenchman in a thunderstorm."

The Mystery of Skull Island (06x14)
News anchor: "Until further information is uncovered, scientists will continue to sift through the giant hole that was until yesterday the Republic of France."

England Show, Part 1 (0624)
Al at Speakers Corner: "Am I alone in hating the French?"
Crowd: "No!"
Al: "I thought not."

England Show, Part 2 (0625)
[ A family screams at the Bundy's and runs away ]
Peggy: "We're only Americans. Why'd they run?"
Al: "They must be French. It takes so little."

England Show, Part 3 (0626)
Upper-Unctonian: "We're not barbarians. We're not the French."

The Chicago Wine Party (0707)
A reporter about riots against a beer tax increase: As if they need to be told, all Frenchmen should stay in hiding.

Death of a Shoe Salesman (0710)
[ Al decides to take a spot to be buried next to Fuzzy McGee ]
Undertaker: Let me know if you DON'T want it. I hear Fuzzy is a big in France, I believed they called him "Le Grand Fuzz".

The Old Insurance Dodge (0724)
Peggy: Listen, Honey, I'm having a little trouble with the insurance company. Did you know that the French claim that the real Mona Lisa is theirs, just like we did?
Al: You know, it's a dark day when someone will believe the French over me!.

The Proposition (0726)
Kelly: "Mom, when you say 'we,' I hope you mean 'oui,' as in French for 'Hell yes we'll sell daddy and collaborate with the Germans.' Ergo, which is French for 'Yes take our country but please let us live to make our creamy sauces,' I say we take the $500,000 and bid daddy adieu, which is French for 'A deer,' 'A female deer.'

Legend of Ironhead Haynes (0821)
Al's voice booms out over the mountains: Don't eat the croissant!"

Legend of Ironhead Haynes (0821)
Commandment #2: It's wrong to be French.

Driving Mr. Boondy (0902)
Bud, to German Heidi: "Pretend like my pants are France and invade me!"

Business Sucks, Part 1 (0905)
Kelly: Some warbreaks out in some country I can't even pronounce.
Bud: That could be France!
Kelly: I said "country".

How Bleen Was My Kelly (1005)
[ Peggy tries to find someone who makes less money than a shoe salesman. ]
Bud: Check "French deodorant salesman."

Dud Bowl II (1009)
TV News Reader: Hundreds of organisations are claiming credit for the bombing of the Al Bundy Scoreboard, including The National Organisation of Women, The National Organisation of Fat Women and The Government of France.

The Agony and the Extra C (1019)
Peg: Al, I'm in Paris. Everyone here is just so rude and smelly. I'm thinking about you all the time.

T*R*A*S*H (1114)
Al: Well family, I'm off to fight the forces of evil.
Peggy: Mmm, that's nice dear.
Al: Hey! Will someone pay attention here, they're having me go out to fight horrible people - probably the French! You may never see me again!

Breaking up Is Easy to Do, Part 1 (1116)
Peggy: Why won't you go to therapy!?
Al: Maybe it's 'you' who don't know 'me'! Because If you knew me, Peg, you would know there are certain things I do not do:
I do not floss, I do not eat vegetables, I do not like French Pastry, I do not like the French...

Damn Bundys (1120)
[ Al is playing "hang-man" with Napoleon in Hell. ]
Napoleon: Could it be the letter "P"?
Al, laughing: Hang-man, I win! It's "French fries" you idiot! You're not too smart, are you Nap?
[ Nap puts his hand in his coat, then Al puts his hand in his pants. ]